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BCS declares Germany winner of WWII

BCS declares Germany winner of WWII
Fri, 5 Dec 2008 10:57:00 -0600

After determining the Big-12 championship game participants,
the BCS computers were put to work on other major contests
and today the BCS declared Germany to be the winner of World
War II.

"Germany put together an incredible number of victories
beginning with the annexation of Austria and the Sudetenland
and continuing on into conference play with defeats of
Poland, France, Norway, Sweden, Denmark, Belgium and the
Netherlands. Their only losses came against the US and
Russia; however considering their entire body of
work--including an incredibly tough Strength of Schedule--our
computers deemed them worthy of the #1 ranking."

Questioned about the #4 ranking of the United States the BCS
commissioner stated "The US only had two major victories--
Japan and Germany . The computer models, unlike humans,
aren't influenced by head-to-head contests--they consider
each contest to be only a single, equally-weighted event."

German Chancellor Adolph Hiter said "Yes, we lost to the US ;
but we defeated #2 ranked France in only 6 weeks." Herr
Hitler has been criticized for seeking dramatic victories to
earn 'style points' to enhance Germany 's rankings. Hitler
protested "Our contest with Poland was in doubt until the
final day and the conditions in Norway were incredibly
challenging and demanded the application of additional
forces."

The French ranking has also come under scrutiny. The BCS
commented " France had a single loss against Germany and
following a preseason #1 ranking they only fell to #2."

Japan was ranked #3 with victories including Manchuria,
Borneo and the Philippines .
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